Margaritaville Lake Resort is located on Lake Conroe about an hour northwest of Houston. It is about 45 miles from IAH airport.
- Self-parking is included in the resort fee
- Valet parking is available for $24/day.
- There are boat slips available
- Wifi is complimentary
- Pets are not allowed
- Check in: 4 pm, Check out: 11 am
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Pools and Lazy River
“Jolly Mon Water Park” is 3.5 acres proof that we don’t need it to be 5 o’clock to have fun! Five pools, lazy river, private beach, splash pad, swim-up bar, and tanning loungers…. no doubt something for everyone!
1. Pools
- 5 o’clock Somewhere Pool – A large pool with a partially submerged tanning ledge with loungers and a swim up bar.
- Infinity Pool – A heated pool that overlooks the 5 O’Clock Somewhere pool.
- Slide Pool – A kids pool designed specifically for parrot heads in the making, this pool is heated.
- Jolly Mon Splash Fort Pool – A splash fort with multiple fountains, sprayers, levels, a small slide and a huge bucket up top – watch out when it tips! Similar vibe to the Paradise Springs Fort Pool at The Gaylord Texan.
- Hot Tubs – There are 2 hot tubs in the Jolly Mon Water Park.
2. Lazy River
The lazy river at Jolly Mon Water Park is a figure eight-shaped river that isn’t long but it’s clean, beautiful, and helps connect all the elements of the Jolly Mon Water Park. It is not heated.
3. Beach Area
There is a private beach area at this resort. Don’t forget to pack your beach toys!
4. Slides
There are 2 slides available, the slide pool is heated. Sliders must be 48″ tall. Slides open only Friday and Saturday afternoons in the off season.
5. Lounge Area
Lounge chairs are available on a first-come, first-serve basis. Towel services are included in the resort fee. Cabanas are available to rent for $200 and can fit up to 4 guests. They include complimentary bottled water, lounge chairs, a table, a ceiling fan, a mini fridge, and storage for valuables.
6. Food/Drink
Poolside waiters serve food from It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere Bar and Grill.
7. Accessibility
Access to the Jolly Mon Water Park, Parrot Island Mini Golf, and Fin City Arcade is accessible to overnight guests as well as day pass holders. Day passes are $59/person and are required for visitors over 5 years old. The day pass also includes complimentary wifi and self-parking.
Child Care
1. Child Care.
The Parakeet Kid’s Club offers supervised activities for kids.
2. Shopping.
There is a Walmart and Dollar Tree within 4 miles of the resort for baby supplies if needed.
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Golf
The Golf Club at Margaritaville Lake Resort
This club offers an 18-hole course, a practice putting green, and a driving range. Golf clubs and carts can be rented for the day. The course is open Tues – Sun 7 am – 5:30 pm, closed Mondays.
Tired of lugging around your golf bag at the airport or not having room in your car? Ship your golf clubs ahead and they’ll be waiting at your resort!
Activities
The Margaritaville Lake Resort on Lake Conroe has no shortage of Jimmy Buffet-themed resort amenities and gets bonus points for all the lakeside activities like the (no joke) nightly BYOB lake cruise!
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Einstein’s Surf and Boat Shop
- Nightly Tiki Cruise – 4-6 pm, includes light snacks and music. BYOB. $60/adult and includes 1 child.
- Watercraft Rental – Ski Boat, Pontoon Boats, Kayaks, Pedal Boats, Jetskis, SUP Boards.
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Jolly Mon Water Park.
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Parrot Island Mini Golf.
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Fin City Arcade.
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Sports Courts (Tennis, Pickleball, Basketball)
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Fitness Classes
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Resort Events – Karaoke, Craft Classes, Movie Nights, Live Music at Landshark Bar and Grill
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The Golf Club at Margaritaville Lake Resort.
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St. Somewhere Spa.
Restaurants
1. Land Shark Bar and Grill
Seafood-themed Bar and Grill, Casual attire, Open for lunch, dinner, and late-night bar.
Casual lakefront dining with weeknight happy hour specials (4-7 pm Mon- Thurs). Karaoke night on Thursdays and often live music. There are 30 boat slips available. We love the fish tacos and burgers – yum.
2. License to Chill Bar and Cafe
Bar and Cafe, Casual atmosphere, Open breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Casual bar and cafe to enjoy a salad or wrap overlooking the lagoon. Indoor or outdoor seating options are available.
3. Joe Merchant’s Coffee and Provisions
Market with Hot Plates, Casual, Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
A little bit of everything, all of the time. Starbucks coffee options, take-out and dine-in options. Breakfast Buffet Mon-Thurs 7am-11am. Check out the Pizza and Landshark beer specials. Pizza can be delivered to your room on Fri-Sat 6 pm-11 pm. Great place for grab-and-go options before heading out to your boat rental!
4. Lone Palm Pool Bar
Tex Mex Poolside Bar, casual. Open Seasonally.
Lone Palm Pool Bar is offering poolside Tex Mex options. You better believe their margaritas are worth it!
5. 5 o’clock Somewhere Pool Bar
Swim-up bar with small bites. Open Seasonally.
This swim-up bar, in case it isn’t obvious, is located in the 5 o’clock somewhere pool. Small bites and drinks to enjoy while watching the pool activity and sunset.
6. Playin’ A Round
Golf Grill, Golf Casual, Open for breakfast, lunch, and early dinner.
This resort certainly has a knack for puns. The Playin’ A Round cafe is located at the Golf Club. Offering breakfast options, burgers, sandwiches, and drinks to enjoy after a round at The Golf Club at Margaritaville Lake Resort.
7. Boathouse Bar and Lounge.
Bar and Lounge, Open dinner, and late night.
Serving up light bites, dinner, dessert, and drinks into the wee hours with live entertainment.
Accommodations
1. Guest Suites.
This all suites hotel offers 600 square foot suites with either 1 king or 2 queen beds in the master bedroom with a separate living area that has a pull-out full-sized bed. The suites feature lake views, a furnished balcony, and walk-in shower. Roll-in showers and tubs are also available in accessible rooms. There are also suites with hearing-impaired accommodations such as visual fire alarms and doorbells.
2. Executive and Jimmy Buffet Suites.
There are two larger suite options at Margaritaville Lake Resort. The Executive Suite offers 1,000 square feet on a high floor with premium views, a king master bedroom and separate living and dining rooms, and a wet bar. There is an open shower and a separate tub. The Jimmy Buffet Suite offers 1,800 square feet with a king bedroom, separate living and dining rooms as well as a private office, wet bar, and a balcony that extends the length of the suite with amazing lake views. There are 1.5 baths in this suite with a shower and separate tub.
3. Amenities.
Amenities include: wifi, a mini fridge, a hair dryer, and a Keurig coffee maker in addition to the standard things expected at a hotel. The bathrooms have a tub/shower combination.
Cribs are available upon request and rollaway beds are available.
4. Pets.
Pets are not allowed at this property.
5. Resort Fee.
There is a $45 per night resort fee that includes 2 bottles of water per day, towel service at the pool, access to: Jolly Mon Water Park, the Private Beach, Gym Facilities, Golf Practice Facility, Mini Golf, Arcade and Sport Courts.
Spa
St. Somewhere Spa
Hours: Sun-Thurs 9 am – 6 pm, Fri-Sat 9 am – 7 pm
Services include: Massage (couples and CBD enhanced available), facials, body treatments, nail services, and salon services.
